Showing posts with label naruto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naruto. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Naruto Meme (random image)



*click for larger size.  I highly recommend*

I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING EARLIER.  I've been super busy with getting school done and haven't had nearly any free time.  I worked on this for about two hours collectively, but it was really fun.  And yes, I know the drawings are crappy, but it was just for fun, so THERE.

#1.  Me freaking out over Naruto episode 3 when Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss.  Hilarious.
#2.  Konan's awesome.  Best kunoichi EVER.
#3.  D.E.I.D.A.R.A. Destructive Explosive Idiot Doing Awesome Resplendent Art
#4.  Me freaking out again...
#5.  Me beating up Danzo-teme.
#6.  Oh, come on.  Kumo's awesome by any standard.
#7.  AKATSUKI FOREVA
#8.  PEINKONA FOREVA-EVA
#9.  OMJ!!! It's Hidan's scythe! :O
#10.  You're all officially tagged! >D  Joke.  Joke.  :)

*takes bow as rotten tomatoes are thrown*

P.S.  This meme is the property of DeviantArt member Maelstromb. 

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Gift of the Outcast: Chapter 9 (story)


NOTE:  All chapters can be found by going to the labels gadget on the right side of the page and clicking on the label of the chapter number you wish to read *example: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, etc.*

DISCLAIMER:  I do not claim to own Naruto or any of its subsidiaries.  This is simply fanfiction.  However, I do own my OCs



Oh, yeah!  Two chapters in under five days.  Woot!  Woot!  *does little victory dance*  This chapter just sorta flowed out of my mind really quickly, and it was originally nowhere in my outline.  I just decided that I needed to add a little fluffy interlude to explain some stuff about Deidara and Kyo's past.  Anyway, here's the dictionary!


ANBU -- a special black-ops of elite ninja loyal to their Kage.  Often have little or no morals.


. . . .um, I think that's everything!  Not many new words in this chapter. . . .


                                                           Chapter 9






“So, what now, Deidara-kun?”

The aforementioned blonde glared at her out of the corner of his eye as they trudged along a winding dirt path. Mud had managed to smudge itself across the entireties of their faces as well as caking their hair in a twiggy mess. “Oh, what happened to Deidara-baka, un, Kyo-chan?”

So, what now, Deidara-baka?”

His eye twitched discreetly. “I don't know. Why don't you come up with something, un?”

She skipped forward, playfully kicking her legs in the air. “Because I'm not nearly as smart as my Deidara-kun!”

He rolled his eyes, hands beginning to twitch as well. “What is it with you and changing honorifics, un? Just freakin' pick one!”

The greenette pouted. “But it's just so much fun, Deidara-baka!”

A hiss of annoyance escaped his lips (and by his 'lips', I mean all of them) as he massaged his temples.

Kyo rolled her tongue inside her cheek at the lack of response from her companion. She glanced expectantly at him.

Silence.

Ummm. . . .” The greenette fidgeted, skipping side to side anxiously.

Silence.

The quiet gnawed at her mind, forcing her to make little twirls every few feet to manage the feeling.

Silence.

Suddenly, the figurative light bulb went off in her green-haired little skull as she asked the most original question in the history of questions: “. . .how are you?”

The blonde abruptly halted, staring at his feet so his face was hidden in the tresses of his golden hair. “. . . .how. . . .am. . . .I. . . .?”

The nervousness returned to his companion's gait as she grunted acknowledgment.

You. Want to know. How. I. Am?”

Kyo's head bobbed in agreement as she crept closer, eyes wide with curiosity at her partner's sudden change in mood.

Do you really want to know. How. I. Am?”

His final syllable hung in the air, causing the greenette's eyes to nearly bug out of her skull. She nodded her head furiously.

Then I will tell you. How. I. Am.” He paused.

She stared at him as if he would suddenly spew out some great philosophical book that she could then sell to earn millions upon millions upon millions of—

I JUST NEARLY DIED AT THE HANDS OF SOME IDIOT KONOHA NINJA AND THEN GOT THROWN FROM THE SKY BY ONE OF YOUR QUESTIONABLY INSANE SUMMONINGS AND THEN LANDED IN A BLACKBERRY BUSH AND THEN GOT SEVERAL RIBS BROKEN BY YOUR IDIOTIC STUNT AUDITION AND THEN TRIED TO BLOW YOU UP BUT ONLY SUCCEEDED IN BLOWING MYSELF UP DUE TO YOUR DAMN ICE SHIELD AND THEN GOT PUSHED INTO A POOL OF MUD DUE TO YOUR HYPERACTIVE BOUNCING AND AM NOW BEING ANNOYED BY YOUR FREAKIN' INCESSANT CURIOSITY! THAT'S HOW I AM. HOW 'BOUT YOU, UN?”

I'm absolutely wonderful!”

Silence.

. . . .teme.

BOOM!


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Mmm-mmm. You know, it's common sense that one should not blow thyself up.”

Deidara's sat with his eye twitching as Kyo shoved her much beloved pocky into her mouth.

It's just not beneficial for—oh, this is so dang GOOD!” The greenette descended upon her foot-high pile of chocolate covered pocky with vengeance, stuffing her cheeks to the point of bursting.

Lovely.

The blonde eyed his companion critically, his own sticks of pocky untouched. The greenette had insisted that it was unfair for her to 'be blessed by the wonderfully delicate delicacy that is pocky-sama' while he remained tragically pockyless.

He far preferred dango.

. . . .mmm. . . .so what were you doing in Konoha anyway?”

Deidara started at the sound of her voice, slamming his knee against the bottom of the table in the process. The knee had also happened to be already severely bruised due to a certain greenette slamming unceremoniously into his gut a few hours previous.

GAH!”

Kyo grimaced through her pocky as the blonde clutched his knee, spouting curses that made the mothers in the restaurant cover their own ears. Forget the kids.

. . . .$#%#!#!#!#$#$@#%@^!#@%!#@@!@!%. . . .”

The greenette calmly gnawed on her pocky as he continued to spout profanities.

. . . .@$%#!#@#%!#!#@#%^@#@!%. . . .”

She began to hum.

. . . .$&@!#@%@!@#@#^&%$^@. . . .”

. . . .somewhere over the rainbow. . . .

. . . .#%#!@^$@%#@!&. . . .”

Finally, the cursing festival began to die down, becoming a mere under-his-breath babble of words not fit to be put in this account.

She chewed serenely on her pocky. “Well?”

Deidara glanced around them. Mothers were glaring daggers at the pair from all angles, clutching their now wide-eyed children to their breasts. . . .the blonde returned the glowers with vengeance.

He turned back to Kyo, choosing that moment to pick up his pocky and down it whole.

They stared at each other in silence, each slowly chewing on their respective snacks.

Well?”

None of your business, un.”

Kyo looked slightly taken-back at her companion's bitter response, before hissing under her breath and leaning forward.

BAM!

Deidara blinked in surprise as she slammed her hand against the table, dropping her precious pocky in the process.

Baka!” she spat. “Of course it's my business!”

Now it was Deidara's turn to look taken-back. Indignation flashed across his face as he opened his mouth to issue a biting reply, but the greenette beat him to it.

You left in the middle of the night and left me to clean up the mess! Do you know how much I had to go through? ANBU! They questioned me. Hell, they nearly tortured me!” She was on her feet. “The damn landlord kicked me out of our apartment because Onoki-baka wouldn't pay for me because I'm just a misfit freak, not some genius kid with an awesome kekkai-genkai!”

The burning stares of the restaurant's other occupants bore down crushingly on the pair, but neither cared. They were insignificant, mere flies to be crushed.

Deidara gawked at her for a moment, before leaping to his feet as well. “Oh, like my life was all that great, un! My parents died when I was two years old in a sabotage of the Iwagakure patrols. No one was there to protect me. No one could stop the mobs! They raided my parent's house, and then set in on freakin' fire! But no, they couldn't stop there, un. I was hunted by angry villagers for four years of my life!

The greenette put one foot on the table. “Well, boo-hoo for you! At least people noticed you. I was invisible. No one recognized me. I never even knew my parents and it's not like anyone would ever tell me about them! I was just some cast-away, street freak. No money. No home. No nothing.

The Akatsuki member leaned forward, resting his hands on the table. “I'd have rather been shunned than assaulted, un.

A snarl escaped her lips. “People looked at me like I was just a waste of space! I was a stain on their shoes. And even though no one said anything, I knew it. I knew that they were imagining ripping me to little shreds on the inside.”

Oh, you knew it, un? Well, that makes it all—

Oi!”

The two were nearly nose to nose, each glaring at the other with an emotion akin to hate, when the shopkeeper interrupted.

He stood at the head of their table, calloused hands on his hips and eyes sparking with irritation. “Now, I don't know what the hell is going on with you two, but will you please take it the heck outta my restaurant!

The pair didn't look at him, neither willing to back down, until Kyo snorted, narrowing her eyes, and forcing herself to stand straight. “Certainly, sir.” Her words dripped with venom as she stared down at Deidara's furious countenance. “We should be finding an inn anyway, eh, Deidara-kun?”

With that, she turned and nimbly leapt off the table, turning her back on the blonde.
And Deidara could have sworn he heard her voice crack.


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Life wasn't easy.

It never had been and most likely never would.

That was just a fact that every war-orphan knew.

And yet, this one bump in the figurative road caused Deidara to feel like someone had shred his insides in their entirety.

The blonde lay on his mat with his back facing Kyo, and, though she was not in range of his view, he knew that the greenette was fast asleep. Her breaths were deep and calm. In and out. In and out. In and out. . . .

Oh, how he envied her!

His grip on the edge of the mat tightened.

To be able to escape reality, just like that? It would make his whole freakin' life so much easier! But, sadly, it was not one of his gifts.

How could I say those things?

Regret raced through his mind, regret that he just wanted to go away. He and Kyo had never been likely friends, but they always were. You know? One got beat up, the other jumped in to help. (Of course, they got beaten up too.) One got captured, the other tried to rescue them. (Of course, they got captured too.) It was just the way of the world.

They teased. They bickered. Heck, they even tried to blow each other up regularly! But something like this?

Never.

That wasn't how the world worked.

The blonde clutched his tired head with one hand.

And Deidara just wished it would go away!

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Opinions?  Like I said, it was very fluffy, as well as being rather short.  I think it ended at about 1700 words?  Not exactly sure.  Somewhere around there!


Peace out peoplz!

KobaltWolf

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Gift of the Outcast: Chapter 8 (story)


NOTE:  All chapters can be found by going to the labels gadget on the right side of the page and clicking on the label of the chapter number you wish to read *example: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, etc.*

DISCLAIMER:  I do not claim to own Naruto or any of its subsidiaries.  This is simply fanfiction.  However, I do own my OCs.


Hey, peoplz!  Got this chapter out a little sooner than normal.  Hopefully, it will make up for my previous chapter's lateness!  Also, I'm sorry for not having posted anything at all for a few days.  I just haven't had any inspiration.

Kyuubi no Yoko -- Nine-Tailed Demon Fox.  The most powerful of the nine Bijuu
Bijuu -- nine beings of living chakra created at the beginning of the shinobi world
Baa-chan -- grandma
Nani -- what
Jinchuuriki -- the human host of a Bijuu
Genin -- the weakest rank of ninja.  However, some Genin are extremely strong and simply have not advanced rank.  Example:  Uzumaki Naruto
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu -- shadow clone technique.  A technique that allows a user to create solid clones, though they dispel when injured.
Ryuu -- dragon
Teme -- 'bastard' 'fool'  An insulting way to say 'you.'
Gaki -- brat
Kami -- 'god 'deity'
Kunoichi -- a female shinobi (ninja)



                                                            Chapter 8








Deidara's eyes widened in horror as Tsunade leaped towards them, face twisted in rage.


I won't let you harm us again.

BAA-CHAN!”

BOOM!

Nani?

Deidara glanced up cautiously from his protective hunch over the unconscious Kyo. His pupils dilated.

Kyuubi!

The Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko stood in front of them, panting. A bruise was already beginning to form on his left arm, yet he managed to keep both arms up with Tsunade's punch locked between them.

The blonde Genin's face was twisted in an emotion Deidara didn't quite know what to name.

Baa-chan, what do you think you're doing?” he growled from between teeth clenched in pain.

The Hokage glared down at him in surprise, shocked into silence. Her lips opened and closed slightly as if to form words that no air would dare to support. “N-Naruto, what are you doing?” she asked, hurt hanging in her raspy voice.

He planted his feet into the ground, ready to go on defense at the slightest movement. “I asked you first.”

Tsunade chuckled nervously, attempting to lighten the murderous mood. “Are you really so childish?”

Silence.

The Godaime glanced over the boy whom she had come to think of as a grandson. Then she glanced at Deidara. “I'm trying to protect this village, that's what!”

The Akatsuki member winced at the self-righteous tone. However, she was right. In his opinion, Konoha would be better wiped off the face of the earth. A conscious smirk twisted its way across his face. Since when did you become so sadistic?

Tsunade hissed at the grin, taking it to be a sign of pleasure, when it was, in fact, anything but.

And what did Kyo-san do!”

Naruto's barking voice cut through her thoughts, shocking her once again

Kyo-san?” Who's he talking about?

The blonde Genin's blue eyes narrowed as he nodded sharply at the limp, green-haired form in Deidara's arms.

The Godaime's mouth parted subtly as she puzzled. “How do you. . . .?” The question died in her throat.

Ichiraku's. She was looking for Pocky.” His answer. Short and to the point.  Completely unlike him.

Her gaze trailed over him, eyes confused. Why would he betray her just to save some random ninja?

Naruto gave a pained half-smirk as he retracted one hand to flash a hand sign. “Let's just say she reminded me of someone. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
Tsunade leaped back, skidding slightly on the loose gravel, as dozens of Naruto's popped up before her, all crouched in various defensive stances.

She quickly estimated. 47. Why so few?

Glancing back at the original, her eyes locked with his as pleading flashed through his gaze.

The Godaime smiled, glare softening. So you want me to put on a good show? Fine. But you totally owe me.

BOOM!

The punch was only half-hearted, but that didn't stop it from reducing several buildings to crumbling dust.

Naruto grinned in return. Arigotou, baa-chan. Several clones were swallowed by the impact itself, their brethren quickly skipping back, careful to avoid the cracks that laced the ground.

Deidara hissed as he was forced to jump to the side, a large fissure splitting the earth where he had previously crouched. Above his head, Shichirou laughed joyously.

Baka, Ryuu.

Well, teme?”

The Akatsuki glanced up at the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki's voice. The younger blonde was glaring at him with hateful eyes.

He's not saving me. Deidara realized as he unconsciously glared back. But just a few well placed bombs and the Kyuubi. . . . Another boom shattered the air as Tsunade launched another volley of punches. Kuso. His trail of thought disintegrated as he fled towards the snickering Shichirou. He rapidly scaled the dragon's side by using chakra to stick to the scales, ignoring the painful twang of his battered muscles.

Kyo hung limply against his chest as he positioned himself between the Ryuu's shoulder blades, wrapping one arm around her and the other around one of the monster's many back-spines. He opened his mouth to speak to Shichirou, however the dragon needed no such discussion. Deidara nearly bit his tongue off as the Ryuu leaped into the air, whipping out a massive, ebony wingspan at the peak.

Quickly recovering, the blonde glanced down at Naruto and Tsunade where the army of Konoha ninja had finally arrived. Too late. “Hey, Kyuubi!” Deidara couldn't resist grinning as Naruto stared up at him in surprise. “Maybe we can play later.”

Anger distorted the Genin's face as several of his clones leaped for the long-haired blonde, even though he was already far out of range.

A maniacal chuckle escaped Deidara's lips as his hand-mouths anxiously slid their tongues across their teeth.

I'm looking forward to it.


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You're so weak! Why not let me take over?

No, no! Me!

What? I'm by far the strongest.

Please don't fight. She's resting.

Oh, shut up!

Yeah, we're offering to help her.

She needs her rest after all.

No, no, you don't understand. . . .

Kyo? Wake up already, un!”

Huh!” The green-haired kunoichi shot up, eyes wide, good hand clutching her head.

Deidara sighed testily. “'Bout time, un.”

She turned sharply towards him, eyes momentarily frantic before quickly being shaded by her normal, cheerful indifference. “And what's that supposed to mean, baka.” She dropped her arm back to her side.

He waved his hands in what was meant to be a placating gesture. “Nothing, nothing, un.”

Kyo raised a suspicious eyebrow before scanning her surroundings. “SHICHIROU-KUN!”

Deidara nearly choked on air as the kunoichi threw herself against the dragon's neck, hugging it madly.

I knew you'd help us. You're such a wonderful friend, Shichirou-kun!” She sniffed as anime tears brimmed in her eyes.

Gackh! Get off me, gaki!

The blonde Akatsuki member anchored himself to one of the dragon's spines as the Ryuu attempted to shake off the pestilence known as Kyo.

. . . .I've missed you so much, Shichirou-kun! Nothing's the same without you. . . .” She continued to rant tearfully.

Kami, no! Stop hugging me!

Deidara gasped as Shichirou took a nose-dive, tossing his neck to and fro. The blonde had to admit, Kyo would be a great bull rider.

. . . .it's just so lonely without my Shichirou-kun. Life loses all meaning. . . .”

Shut up and DIE ALREADY!

CRACK!

The blonde now had the spike in a death grip as Shichirou attempted to scrape Kyo off against a rather large pine tree. By the time the dragon was in the air once more, both Kyo and Deidara had a generous mouthful of pine needles.

However, this did nothing to hinder Kyo's rant. “. . . .mmm-mmmph mmm-mmphhhhhhh. . . .”

The Akatsuki member attempted to scrape his tongue of pine needles with one hand, but immediately had to grip the spike once more as Shichirou swerved haphazardly to the left, reducing his attempts to spluttering.

Why won't you freakin' DIE, GAKI?!!!!!

. . . .but I just love my Shichirou-kun so very much that I. . . .”

GAH!

Why me? Why me? The mantra repeated itself in Deidara's as he was tossed to and fro. Now, the blonde was used to flying, seeing as his specialty included clay birds, but riding a ticked off dragon? Not really.

. . . .Shichirou-kun would never leave me. Shichirou-kun is far too kind and generous and. . . .”

Suddenly, a disturbing grin crept across the Ryuu's scaly lips, halting Deidara's mantra in its tracks. A bead of sweat trickled down his forehead. He didn't like that grin. Not one bit.

Kyo, however, seemed oblivious as she clung tearfully to the Ryuu's neck with one arm.

The neon gaze shifted to Deidara, reproachful irritation clear. Unconsciously, the blonde's shoulders rolled in a subtle shrug as he attempted to avert his gaze to the rapidly passing scenery.

However, to the blonde's horror, Shichirou's serious stare melted into one of maniacal glee and, for a moment, Deidara could have sworn that the dragon's electric blue eyes flashed red.

. . . .and Shichirou-kun is so powerful and awe-inspiringly sweet and. . . .”

The Ryuu's shoulder's tensed as he raised his scaly hands, flickering through a set of hand-signs.

Bye, bye. Gaki.

POOF!

Deidara and Kyo stared down at the empty air that was just recently occupied by their ride as they hovered almost cartoonishly.

Well, crap.”

GAHHHHHHHH!”


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“Why do things always have to be my fault?” Kyo pouted as she attempted to extricate herself from her perch in a 30-foot fir tree with rather pointy needles, a very difficult feat seeing as she only had one working arm.

Because they always are your fault, un!” Deidara growled. He slammed his feet against the hazel branch that was trapping him against a blackberry bush. He winced slightly as one of the bush's vines managed to wrap itself around his left arm. Oh, she is so dead when I get out of here.

But I was just saying hello to my Shichirou-kun! Is that really so wrong?” She tipped her head backwards so as to stare pitifully at the struggling blonde several meters beneath her.

Yes, un. When you try to strangle your Shichirou-kun, it's WRONG.”

She stuck her tongue out. “You're so mean Deidara-baka. I was just trying to—AHHH!”

Well, at least she's out of the tree. . . .

GACKHH!”

. . . .and into my gut.

KEH!” Deidara started forward, eyes bugging out of his skull, as the questionably insane greenette rammed into his chest. Something cracked.

Good thing I landed on a cush—“

I”M NOT A FREAKIN' CUSHION, UN!”

Oh, hi, Deidara-baka!”

He clenched his teeth. Deep breaths. In. . . .Out. . . .In. . . .Out. . . .

Kyo's face dropped into his field of vision, albeit it upside-down. “You alright, Deidara-baka? You look constipated.”

Silence.

She cocked her head as Deidara's left eye began to spasm violently.

I'M GOING TO @!#$#%! KILL YOU, UN!”


                         _______________________________________________________


What is that idiot doing?

Tobi stared at the air space above Konoha, where large plumes of smoke were beginning to drift into the otherwise pristine atmosphere. Every few seconds, an explosion would shake the earth, though, this wasn't what perturbed him.

From inside the walls, he could have sworn he heard something growl, a deep, terrifying sound that set even the orange-masked Akatuski member on edge.
Suddenly, something black and twisting rose from the ground.

That's not clay.

His one eye flicked to the side as the tell-tale sound of rustling paper resounded through the clearing.

Hey, Konan-chan! What can I do for you?”

Tobi twirled on his feet to face the blue-haired kunoichi just as the last paper sheets solidified into her torso.

Calm, gray eyes locked on his own single, hidden one. “Pein has called a meeting.”

Then shouldn't we wait for Senpai? He'll be back soon!”

This doesn't concern Deidara.”

I see.” Tobi's bubbly personality melted away, leaving the being the most hardened shinobi would cower before. “Pein wishes to speak with me alone, eh?”

Silence

Madara Uchiha smirked under his mask. “Then we should get moving. Correct, Konan-chan?”

Monday, February 21, 2011

Gift of the Outcast: Chapter 7 (story)


NOTE:  All chapters can be found by going to the labels gadget on the right side of the page and clicking on the label of the chapter number you wish to read *example: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, etc.*

DISCLAIMER:  I do not claim to own Naruto or any of its subsidiaries.  This is simply fanfiction.  However, I do own my OCs.


Hey, peoplz!  Sorry I'm late in getting this posted, but at least it's only a few days overdue.  Anyway, this chapter has a lot of fluff and conversation.  Not much action to speak of.  I've found Kyo is getting kind of mary-sue, so I'll try to tone that down.  Here's the dictionary!

Kuchiyose no Jutsu -- Summoning jutsu
Gaki -- brat
Kami -- god/deity
Ryuu -- dragon
-sama -- an honorific showing great respect for someone
Chakra Exhaustion -- when shinobi use up too much of their chakra, it can cause serious health issues and even death
Ningen -- human
Baa-chan -- grandma



                                                               Chapter 7  









The greenette flashed a hand-sign. “Kuchiyose no Jutsu!

Deidara flicked his eyes towards her, slightly shocked. When did she learn the Summoning Jutsu?

POOF!

The tell-tale smoke cloud erupted from Kyo's position, quickly enveloping the surrounding area, including Tsunade.

The blonde Akatsuki had to squint just to see the green glow of the Hokage's chakra-charged fist. As he watched, his eyes widened. The faint glow rammed forward, presumably straight at Kyo. He opened his mouth to shout warning, but—

CLANG!

. . . .what?

His eyes narrowed as a shadow rose from the ground, seeming to writhe slightly as it shifted upward. It took a tentative step forward. Deidara hissed slightly as the ground beneath him shook.

Kuso! What the hell did she summon?

A low growl rumbled through the now partly destroyed streets.

BOOM!

Deidara stumbled backwards as the Godaime Hokage shot backwards, slamming one of the many buildings. For a moment, the blonde woman's limp form hung there, suspended, before she slumped unceremoniously to the ground.

His eyes widened, locking back on the smoke clad summoning. Silence reigned for several tense seconds, though, to Deidara, it could have been an hour.

Well, that's done!” Kyo's voice reverberated through the streets, seemingly chipper to any outside observer. Of course many of those who would have been outside observers were already incapacitated or dead, so it didn't matter much. However, Deidara's blue eyes narrowed at the underlying panting.

And what exactly did I finish, gaki?

Deidara nearly jumped out of his skin as a low, rumbling voice sounded. And said voice sounded very, very annoyed.

The cloud of smoke slowly dissipated, leaving the blonde to gape at the scene in front of him.

He'd seen toad summonings, building summonings, weapons summonings, mouse summonings, etc. Heck, he'd even seen someone summon a pencil before. But never in his life had he seen this type of summoning.

Sitting with its tail curled around its feet, sat a magnificent, ebony dragon, eyes closed in an evidently pained and annoyed expression. Yeah, that's right. A dragon. Not something you see every day.

And Kyo was perched on its head, tapping her good hand against the top of its brow and swinging her legs playfully as she stared down at its shut eyes. “Ah, just a little skirmish I was having.”

That you were losing. Deidara thought mutinously.

A little skirmish? And I suppose I'm a rabbit right?

Ah-ha-ha—ah.”

Idiot.

The creature sighed testily, a vein on its temple pulsing slightly. “Well?

She wet her lips with a quick swipe of her tongue. “There's a perfectly good reason!”

Doubtful.

The greenette promptly ignored the snark. “You see, I was just helping out my buddy Deidara.” She pointed down at the blonde who instantly shot her a murderous glare.

Great.

The dragon's left eye lazily blinked open.

A gasp escaped the blonde's lips as bile bubbled in the back of his throat. What the. . .

Its gaze bored into his very soul, causing the strings of Deidara's heart to twang nervously. Bloodshot veins snaked through the luminescent blue orb where no pupil or iris was visible, rupturing the frightening glow that appeared as lightning. As if that wasn't enough, a dangerous black licked at the edges of the glare, sending icy chills down the Akatsuki member's spine.

If looks could kill. . . .

A smirk traced its way across the monster's face, curling the edges of its lips upward to reveal a set of gnarled, yellow teeth the approximate size and shape of carving knives.

Deidara took a cautious step back, tensing his legs to run.

Like I'd get very far.

Hey, you t—oh, Kami.” Three gazes turned towards the shinobi who stood there, staring at them, knees nearly shaking as he attempted to step back. Not all of the gazes were human.

Before either Deidara or the dragon could move, the man was frozen solid.

A low bark of laughter escaped the towering monstrosity's mouth. “Well, that was stupid, gaki.

Deidara blinked, effectively breaking his stare from the ebony creature as he glanced upward at Kyo. The greenette stood there, seemingly dumbstruck for a moment.
Yes, yes, it was,” she mumbled under her breath, so quiet that the blonde had to strain his ears just to pick up a hint the sound. Her knees wobbled dangerously before collapsing in on themselves, sending her toppling to ground, or in this case, a dragon's forehead.

Kyo, un? KYO!” Deidara had never been one for all that caring, friendly, BFF stuff. He actually found it irritating and slightly disturbing. But when his childhood acquaintance simply collapses, and on a dragon's head no less, certain instincts kick in.

The dragon shook its neck and flicked its almost deer-like ears in irritation, growling as Deidara took a cautious step forward.

The blonde immediately froze as the creature stared down at him.

It snorted, almost amused as it examined one of its many sickle-shaped claws. “Yes?

Deidara rolled his tongue around his suddenly dry mouth, careful to keep his gaze from the strikingly neon eyes. Take it slow. Respect and honor. Taking a deep breath, he stated in a monotonous voice, “Do I have permission to treat her, un, Ryuu-sama?”

It grinned, sending unpleasant shivers down the blonde's spine. “Oh, I like you. It's a rarity for to find ningen with any respect for their superiors, especially with the gaki of today. However, address me by name. Ryuu-sama is so. . . .stilted.” Its frightening smile grew.

The Akatsuki member swallowed slightly, though otherwise remained unaffected by the disturbing expression. “And what would your name be, Ryuu-sama, un?”

You may address me as Shichirou-sama.

The blonde bowed slightly. Male judging by the name. “Hai, Shichirou-sama, un.”

The dragon did not even attempt to show him the same courtesy. “Do as you wish, ningen. It's a pain for me to stay here anyway.” He stretched his wings, shadowing the street in darkness. “But, as you seem to be a rather acceptable ningen, I might warn you that an army of shinobi is approaching. Plus, the strong-woman is stirring.” He chuckled as the blonde Akatsuki paled.

We don't stand a chance against the Godaime. Heck, right now, a couple of Chuunin could probably take us out.

Deidara trance was broken as Shichirou shook his ebony head, dislodging the unconscious Kyo from her already precarious perch.

Kuso!” The blonde dove forward, gasping and falling to his knees as Kyo toppled into his arms, her head lolling back dangerously.

Chakra exhaustion. Deidara thought as he checked the greenette's pulse.

Shichirou grinned once more as he prepared to return to the place from which he was summoned.

Wait!”

Slightly startled, he turned a glowing blue eye to where Deidara knelt, panting. The Akatsuki met the monstrosity’s gaze, forcing himself not to flinch. “If you leave us here, we'll die, un.”

Not my problem. In fact, it would actually be a bonus if the gaki died. I wouldn't keep getting woken up during my naps.” The dragon stared almost mournfully at the sky.
I wouldn't blame him. Deidara quickly rid his mind of the thought. “But. . .” He quickly scanned his mind for a valid reason for the monster to stay.

I don't have all day, ningen.” Shichirou whipped his tail impatiently as he once again turned to leave.

Ignoring the quick jab, Deidara racked his brain, skimming over his experiences with the boisterous greenette. Suddenly, his eyes widened in recognition. Of course.

Because without her, nothing's interesting, un,” he yelped.

The dragon paused. “Hm?

The blonde continued, the fervency in his voice growing by the second. “Life gets really boring, un. Nothing's new. If she died, what would you do all day, un?”

Shichirou sighed, getting a dreamy look in his neon eyes. “Nap.”

And then what, un!” Deidara barked violently, balling his fists until the knuckles turned white. “Nothing, un. That's what!”

The black monster rolled its eyes. At least, that's what Deidara thought it did. It was kind of hard to tell seeing as Shichirou lacked pupils. “Look here, ningen. I have a nap to return to and you're annoying me. The last person who annoyed me in such a way was incinerated into an unrecognizable splotch of red.

So what? I'll die anyway. Might as well go out with a bang, un!” the blonde spat venomously.

Deidara's rant was thrown off track when the monstrosity grinned abruptly, causing the Akatsuki member to rethink his previous statement. “Fine.

The blonde's mouth dropped, arms hanging limply at his sides as he struggled to come up with an articulate retort. “Huh?” Not the quality response he hoped for.

Shichirou flicked his tail in irritation. “I'm already here. And besides, without the gaki, I'd have no stories to tell at taverns.

Wait. Ryuu have taverns, un?”

Of course, what do you think we do when we're not napping? Baka ningen,” the dragon muttered, eyeing the crouching Deidara almost suspiciously. “Well? Hurry up! I have a nap to return to. Plus, the strong woman woke up.

The blood drained from the blonde's face as he slowly turned.

Gah.” Something groaned from under a heap of rubble, and, slowly but surely, Tsunade rose to her knees. “What the hell.” Her stare rested upon the monstrous 30-foot form of Shichirou, shock clear, but it was quickly distorted by hateful satisfaction as she noticed Deidara crouching over the limp and bruised form of Kyo.
Deidara couldn't exactly blame her. She had every right to be irritated. However, if the Godaime Hokage was irritated, it was best to vacate the surrounding hundred miles.

With great urgency, the blonde took his own advice to heart. Picking Kyo up bridal-style, he ran towards the complacent-looking Shichirou, every step shaking his already battered body to the very bone.

Just a few more steps. Though, even if he could reach the dragon, Deidara had no plan about how to get on the dragon. He pushed the discrepancy to the back of his mind.

GET BACK HERE TEME!”

Kuso.

Out of the corner of his eye, Deidara watched in despair as Tsunade stood, her fist already glowing ominously.

Shichirou simply snorted, closing his neon eyes in impatience and showing no hint of offering help.

The Hokage paused, glancing between the silent, yet monstrous Ryuu and the fleeing criminals, calculating her chances of success. Her dull gaze sparked at the dragon's show of indifference. “DIE!”

No.

Deidara's eyes widened in horror as Tsunade leaped towards them, face twisted in rage.

I won't let you harm us again.

BAA-CHAN!”

BOOM! 

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How'd you like it?  I'll try to get Chapter 8 up soon.


Peace out!

KobaltWolf